MARCH 2

National Eat a Bitch out day

Tia: Bae, U tryna eat me out
Jay: Maybe, Y
Tia: Cause its March 2 eat a bitch out day

by aaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss March 2, 2022

2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

TexAgs +2

An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.

I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.

by U da Man! May 26, 2022

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010

The Big 2

Lebron and D-Wade

Carlos Boozer tried to get in the head of Chris Bosh by saying the Big 2. LOL. Hey Derrick, we're playing the big 2

by Cav fan b4 and after LeBron November 30, 2011

2 CD's

The most lengest of all deez nuts jokes.

I've got some records and 2 cd's at home, u want some....
2 CD's nuts jiggling in your mouth.

by WibbleWobbleJigglyFatPompus January 26, 2022

Hole 2

when you stick it in the butt

john: man last night was bad
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes

by bigdickdick February 6, 2019