half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.

Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."

by outerdrake September 19, 2016

half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over

I could really use only a half sandwich

by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017

Dumb-half

(adj) Describes someone who hasn't earned the whole insult. See: a**half

P1)Brad is such a a**-half.
P2)A genuine dumb***.

P3)He's not even worth the whole insult. He's a dumb-half.

by You Don't Know Records March 16, 2022

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.

Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.

by squintyekalb August 26, 2013

Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you

"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"

by Incest retard March 6, 2019

half round

(noun): somebody who tries too hard to fit in with the "in crowd" but is obviously not successful; somebody who is half "square" and half not square, or round

"Hillary's campaign with the millennials made her look like such a half round."

by bloodymary21 January 8, 2017