dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

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dull dildo

When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be

“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”

by Chlorine xoxo September 24, 2017

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When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

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Dildo

Put me in a hole

Man your such a dildo

by Winkay September 10, 2021

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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019

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