Zonks

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character

“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good

by Z_life July 4, 2023

Zonk

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.

He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.

by Je.A.Vs December 2, 2021

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022

Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

by Bigballsct December 14, 2021

Zonked

Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.

After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.

by an interesting individual! March 3, 2021

Zonked

Zonked

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021