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Zonked

Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.
After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.
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Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.
Man I am so zonked
by Mliv July 4, 2020
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zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist
You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.
by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023
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zonk

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.
by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020
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Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
by tibular September 22, 2022
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Zonked

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down
Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"
by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020
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Zonks

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character
“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good
by Z_life July 4, 2023
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