a small child with an abnormally large penis, doctors dont know why this is a thing but its what happens when you're named zach.
"i am strangely attracted to zach but hes really short and gay."
"i think its because of his huge cock"
"i think its because of his huge cock"
by yolopandarox February 26, 2018
Get the Zach mug.A really great guy. Sweet, caring and always there for you. Sounds like a fantastic catch but he will ruin you. Don’t worry as soon as you’re almost over him he’ll pop back up just long enough to fuck with your dumbass feelings before leaving again.
by Cortodeluces May 9, 2018
Get the Zach mug.Zach is a very loving guy. He is mostly shy, but can be talkitive sometimes. Zach loves to be on his iPhone or play fortnite all day. He is very independent, but is well liked by family and friends. Zach is very nice but can be feisty. Overall, Zach is a nice guy to date but can have certain priorities.
by Don Donnavin November 25, 2018
Get the Zach mug.Zachs are good looking man who are tall and have orange hair they have friends but tends to stay with them and kind of huge people by their looks
by Mssndbxns June 28, 2018
Get the Zach mug.Zach is a sweet charming guy and he loves to talk. But if you talk to him too much he will hate you.
by Jachary is life June 7, 2018
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Zach is the kind of guy to cheat on his fiance behind her back in the woods with a girl he met one day from south wales while she was walking her friends dog with him in around featherstone west Yorkshire
Zach is a cheeter
by Thehitman69 May 22, 2020
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