Your mum

1. An utterly stupid and terrible response to a comment or insult when someone cannot think of a comeback.

"You are so racist!"
"Your mums racist"

by Jarrow767 March 11, 2015

your-mum

a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything

ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, yours is like YOUR-MUM!!

by jef April 23, 2004

Your Mum

A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'

E.G. 1:

Jenny: *Yawn*

Shane: You tired?

Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.

Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!

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E.G. 2:

Jenny: You're so childish!

Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.

Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!

Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.

by Mongifed June 12, 2008

Your mum

1) Used in the form of an insult

"Get a mum"
"When they have a bring your pet to school say, you can bring your mum"
"Your Mum"

by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007

Your Mum

A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.

Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?

...your mum.

I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.

...your mum.

by I dont know who killed him. November 3, 2009

Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

by Homosexual waffle August 2, 2018

Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019