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X-Box 360

The Xbox 360 was the first next-gen console to appear, but it could not take full advantage of this head-start. Despite appearing in 2005, it has so far failed to gain massive support - mostly thanks to an unspectacular set of games. Now it seems doomed to fall behind thanks to the sheer power of the PS3 (MGS 4, anyone?) and the supreme originality of the Wii. Halo 3 might prolong its life thanks to fanboys, but Sony and Nintendo are already set to rule the next-gen war in 2007.
'Okay, we've got Dead Rising... and Halo 3, when that comes out... and lots of PS2 games that are prettier on the X-box 360 than on the PS2.'
'Yeah, but... the PS3 has MGS 4. And just look at the Wii's controller.'
'Damn. We're screwed. Still, I can't wait for MGS 4...'
by madmurch September 20, 2006
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x-box 360

Microsofts next gen system, that will be nothing compared to PS3 and the rev or wii...

in other words, a way for microsoft to sell Halo 3 for $400.
Joe: im gonna get halo 3, its a great game and only 50 dollars....
Fred: but u have to get a x-box 360 first...
Joe: oh yea, that means i have to spend $400...
by pachu June 11, 2006
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X-Box 360

The cheap alternative to the PS3 but with better sound and graphics quality than the Wii. The console for Halo geeks.
The system called X-Box 360 is about $299-$399, PS3 gazillion dollars.
by BoofBoof September 14, 2006
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X-box pox

result of being a gamer on the 360. usually gotten by playing call of duty. starts as acne because your gamer ass doesnt have time to take a shower. evolves into a nasty scrotum hanging from your nose. eventually develops into a full length wiener complete with aids filled puss fucks covering face. nastier than a grundle pie .
me: holy shit! what the fuck is on your face?!

benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!

me: i think you got X-box pox!

benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!

me: ....dont you have a penis?

benner: a what?
by bobobobobobobo7 January 9, 2011
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X-Box Tough

Someone who acts cocky, trash talks about you and your mom, and claims he can beat up anyone. Generally said by pre-teens with no social interactions.
Boy 01: "Yeah that kid over there? He was talking smack about my mom and claiming he could whoop my ass."
Boy 02: " so what happened after that!?"
Boy 01: "So I found him after school, told him he gets on free punch, stood there like a coward, and then I whooped his ass!"
Boy 02:" Nothing worse than acting like something yo are not. He's X-Box Tough"
by Shrek8donkey September 1, 2020
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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
by Handrup May 11, 2021
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X-box deaf

Cant hear anything while playing the X-box, he is x-box deaf
He ignored basically everyone, he was trapped in the zone of playing DayZ on the Xbox. He is x-box deaf
by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023
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