shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing

All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble

by Longman80 February 12, 2019

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.

Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.

by amscray August 09, 2011

Wombled

Two grown men dressed as wombled of Wimbledon common taking turns fucking someone

Clint was found wombled on the common his arse was in tatters

by Damdaw August 22, 2024

Alex Wimble Womble

Throughout heaven and earth. He alone is "The Bald One"

Alex Wimble Wombles - When you've Wimbled all your Wombles.

by ItsGojover April 15, 2024

Womble it up

To go watch SovietWomble's videos

Him: Hey! What's up?
Her: About to Womble it up in here!
Him: Haha, yeah that guy is fun!

"Gotta Womble it up, it's been a while"
"Gonna Womble it up!"

by TheWombleDoctor October 07, 2016

Wombly Combly

A way to say "very good", or sometimes "good job" in an obviously fake British accent.

"Very good move, my old chap, wombly combly."
"Wombly combly.

by Ironic_HeCouldSaveOthersBut420 July 27, 2021

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble March 16, 2018