Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!

Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."

by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019

Womble

1. (Noun) A tiny fictional animal from a British '70s show.
2.(Verb) To wander calmly and casually

"Wanna go for a womble?"
"I've got dibs on the skin, I'll make myself some lovely womble slippers,"

by Hairy_Putin November 20, 2016

Womble

To make use of an object which appears unwanted. To recycle something.

She wombled the pile of bricks left for weeks after the builders had been. She reused them in her garden.

by The Roundhay Fox March 14, 2022

Womble

Some crying bitch from 461

Wahh wahh I got hit in open silver drunk daddy please save me, im always right wahh Im such a womble

by BF461 October 18, 2019

wombled cock

a dick that has nut and been milked so much that it can nut no more.

that twink gave me a wombled cock, might as well have been an incubus...

by limelipslover August 5, 2025

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022