A select breed of woman found mainly at county fairs or equivalent grimy social gatherings. These are generally fat and extremely ugly. Other attributes include the lack of a visible chin due to a myriad of fat, a rank odor similar to that of curdled mayonnaise, and a deficit of clothing revealing protruding rolls of fat.
by laxbrochill923 February 16, 2011
"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""
"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."
"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."
by THE Slippery Wombat April 20, 2019
The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.
by Jay dov June 03, 2016
This amature rockstar named Brennan, nicknamed Barbie, derived from his long blond hair.
Known for his spontanious dry humor wittiness, having over 40 nicknames, knowing strange things about anything and everything, and being able to make almost anything, anything at all, into a sexual innuendo.
Known for psychotic tendancies, random hysterical actions, never backing down to a dare, knowing any song that anyone is listening to after a second of listening, and being on the radio at any given opportunity.
Writer of highly emotional aggressive or passionate songs and poetry.
Also, the guy your parents warned you about. Head HADJII, and Archdruid Bent Twig.
Known for his spontanious dry humor wittiness, having over 40 nicknames, knowing strange things about anything and everything, and being able to make almost anything, anything at all, into a sexual innuendo.
Known for psychotic tendancies, random hysterical actions, never backing down to a dare, knowing any song that anyone is listening to after a second of listening, and being on the radio at any given opportunity.
Writer of highly emotional aggressive or passionate songs and poetry.
Also, the guy your parents warned you about. Head HADJII, and Archdruid Bent Twig.
"Dude, Barbie is the most random wombat I have ever met, he should get his own fucking show! Dude can take anything and fuck that shit up!!"
by Snapmare March 23, 2007
by coolpeterm April 12, 2023
Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.
I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all
I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all
by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020
A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.
by Lilballofun January 27, 2010