When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022
Get the Roland Garros mug.Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
Get the Roland mug.A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
by heheveeg October 22, 2022
Get the Rolands mug.Roland Christopher is a good person and a very handsome man. He's very compatible with a girl named Irene.
by motorchair May 17, 2022
Get the Roland Christopher mug.A famous tennis tournament (also referred to as a grand slam) where the best tennis players in the world battle each other to see who will lose to Rafael Nadal in the Final.
by Sike Dyson June 2, 2022
Get the Roland Garros mug.the best game in roblox. ROLAND from library of ruina appears and the story is very depressing. CHA MAGANERA! WE MUST HUNT THAT PALLID WHALE!
person 1: escape roland from library of ruina obby is so goat
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
by Yan Vismok January 11, 2025
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