A dark and brooding person at first glance, most Josephs do not attract much attention. The few that are drawn to a Joseph soon find that they are in the prescence of an incarnate demon. There is no where you can hide when you get a Joseph angry. This is often caused by provoking them or hurting someone they love as they are very territorial. They are often dark haired with dark, almost-black eyes and a piercing gaze that seems to see straight into your soul. They have an intense fascination for blood, tasting any and all that they can get their hands on. They also become very active at full moon, appearing to grow horns and wings as well as gaining goat legs. If one does have the misfortune to anger a Joseph one should seek out any nearby Ana's, Rachel's, or Corinne's. The later does have a slight chance to make the Joseph calm down to the point that it begins to disapate. Interact with caution.
There was this guy who totally was a Joseph at the party last night.
I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
by TheMozzieWhisperer November 03, 2016
by Jo is a fag March 20, 2017
Joseph is the only friend that you will ever need in your whole life. He is always there for you no matter what. People only talk bad about Joseph because they're jealous. Don't get a Joseph angry though. They're a fighter, and will do anything to prove that they are right. If a Joseph can trust you, then you're in for a treat. There is always that one Joseph that's like no other, but that's a long story.
by AmNotFallingForThat November 13, 2019
Joseph’s are very big nerds and like mobile games . They also have no social life and only admire from a distance. They also typically have huge crushes on Edens .
by Sethron1204 May 22, 2019
❤ A caring and sweet person. They are very loveable. If you cry near them, the will allow you to cry on their shoulders, regardless of gender. They can be mean to people who they do not know, especially online. ❤
by theoneidiotwhowroteabouthisfri June 30, 2019
Joseph says silly shit to you sometimes like “I’m gonna get you” (with this best frown face on) or hides under your bed in a Michael Myers mask on, but secretly you know he’s a gd teddy bear. To this friends at least.
Joseph = spicy Teddy bear
by Palmtree beach 🏖 May 05, 2019
The hottest boy ever. Has brown hair and brown eyes. He makes you want to live forever. He is sooooooooooooo strong. And soooo fast.
by njdfjskanf December 01, 2016