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welch

Slang for the most privileged group within the state of Utah. An acronym made from the first letters of: White-presenting, Educated, LDS (Mormon), Cisgender, Heterosexual.
I heard Jim only moved from Chicago so he could spend more time with his other welch friends in Salt Lake City.
by siimonsays June 6, 2025
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Hudson Welch

Weighs ALOT
Weighs to much

Are a Mc Donald’s Big Mac Pack
A Hudson Welch is Someone who eats too much
by Okayyy481 May 29, 2021
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Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out
I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.
by Welcher69 March 24, 2024
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Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers
Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now
by Klydercal February 18, 2024
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Brown Welch

Where you shove a taco up your ass and shit it out. Then proceed to eat it
Have you ever tried brown welching? Its pretty great!!
by RandomPerspn400 August 6, 2019
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Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline
These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro
by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024
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Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.
Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching
by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016
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