Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green

1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.

by 10 gallon Helga January 19, 2020

wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo

Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!

by jackal_f33t July 05, 2023

Wedge Christie

A slutty girlfriend who sleeps with all your friends and videotapes it, for post session MA. Much like a group of trainee ski instructors who perform Wedge Christies in a large group, in public, whilst watching each other and also videotaping it for MA.

Ski instructor trainer: "Hey have you tried wedge Christie?"

Trainee:"oh yeah, we all did one after another, yesterday."

by Hs300 November 29, 2013

wedge ass

someone who has 'something' wedged up their ass. and by 'something,' you know what i mean

players in the locker room: "Man, why is coach such a wedge ass?"

by SkipDawg November 29, 2016

butt wedge

a insulting nickname given to someone caught pulling out a wedgie

Ryan got caught pulling out a wedgie and got called butt wedge for the rest of the year

by shamefulwizard March 05, 2022

pitching wedge

Someone who looks good from far away. Looks good from a hundred yards out.

Dude, I saw her the other day. You don't know. She's a pitching wedge.

by Drew May 14, 2004

wedge rat

A person who rarely bathes and hangs out in The Wedge on Friday nights. Other than that, they can usually be found in the octawedge in the campus center.

I can smell that wedge rat from across the room!

by Howard Assmunch February 06, 2005