wasabi bitch

the most potato directioner there is, secretly a ziam shipper and has 6000 secret names

“has anyone seen wasabi bitch?”
“oh you mean redacted?”

by [redacted] December 5, 2020

Wasabi

Group of wild ape men That Run around killing off we sell boxes members. They Constantly hunt Gonga Tomas and seek Advice from Mike Pope. They support Jibly, But not Apex Spermwhale, Because he is the fattest man on earth, and a piano slave. Disbanded in 2011, because Oprah, their Manager, was fired , and they went on a killing spree. 2999 lives were lost. Amen .

" Oh, you mean those Hairy Apes , WASABI!!

by Gabby Spermwhale August 6, 2011

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025

wasabi fingers

The inflammation of your fingers(sausage like) after having a nice hot and spicy piece of sushi only after dunking the sushi knuckles deep into a luscious mixture of soy sauce and potent wasabi.

You won't be able to text correctly with those wasabi fingers

by Ole faithful August 27, 2015

Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.

My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.

by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Mesabi wasabi

Hot spicy condiment from northeastern Minnesota.

I prefer just mild-flavored food; no "Mesabi Wasabi" types of dishes for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

Wasabi

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.

James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling

by SuperiorChad November 9, 2021