The sexual version of Russian Roulette:
There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.
Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.
Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
When we played Vietnamese Roulette, the six masseuses stood around the massage table like a six-gun with one round in one chamber. (one male, fives females). They walked around like musical chairs until the contestant said stop. The person standing in front of him got the duty of jerking him off.
by Sonoma Sterling April 3, 2011
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by Kettlebell 78 June 14, 2019
Get the victimese mug.1) Noun. A small fishing boat docking out of Vietnam. Typical crew of less than 10. Mainly used in a fishing fleet or as a single family's source of income/sustenance.
2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.
NOTE:
Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.
NOTE:
Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
1) Eric really enjoyed his semester abroad in Vietnam, he learned a lot helping his host family aboard their Vietnamese schooner.
2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
by Right-angle Rick May 4, 2013
Get the Vietnamese Schooner mug.The expulsion of a solid chunk of human feces in an occupied bath tub. The act is often performed on a close friend or family member, preferably in their bath-time slumber.
by ShitholeCountry68 January 18, 2018
Get the Vietnamese Bath Bomb mug.When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
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Get the Vietnamese kip mug.During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.
“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”
“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
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