victamese

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Someone who's always crying, whining, or complaining about being "The Victim"

(Cry baby)

Monique is cool to hang out with when she's single, but let that bitch get into a relationship and its poor me... Why God? What the fuck... I be like bitch quit with the victamese talk if you're that unhappy just leave him.

victamese by service1 November 17, 2015

Words you can keep

british vietnamese international school

A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.

Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight

british vietnamese international school by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022

Vietnamese wishing well

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

viatnamese landmine by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

Vietnamese drag race

While driving on a two lane street, being stuck behind two Vietnamese drivers who are going 15 mph below the posted speed limit.

I would have been on time but i was stuck in a Vietnamese drag race for 4 blocks!!

Vietnamese drag race by rubber_ fucky January 7, 2011

Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

Vietnamese Land Mine by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

Vietnamese food

The most delicious food on the planet. It is a miracle hangover cure, and if you eat enough of the right kind of the hot sauce you may acheive a happy buzz from it, though you will pay later when you get diarrhea with sting ring. It is totally worth it and you should go over there right now. Get the vermicelli bowl, with egg rolls, and lots of peanut sauce.

Let's go get some Vietnamese food, being that I got wasted last night. Make sure we have toilet paper first.

Vietnamese food by T to the T August 20, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026