all in vanity

proudly; with false pride.

He announced all in vanity that he would outwit all his rivals.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013

vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.

“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”

by DiogenesLives January 1, 2024

Vanity

Vanity is when you are selfish and feel like you are better than other people

You are like shitty vanity

by CrazyNorwegian May 22, 2020

vanity breeding

Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.

"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."

by Dirt3:8 May 14, 2018

vanity boutique

A small, boutique-type store that sells chintzy trinkets and ugly jewelry that you couldn't imagine anyone wanting to buy. These stores are almost always run by middle-aged women with rich husbands who are in need of something to do, so the lack of sales don't force them to close down like other unsuccessful businesses.

"What's Trish up to lately?"
"Since the kids have gone back to school, she opened a little store that sells bedazzled sweaters for dogs and bows she makes by hot gluing dollar-store ribbon to hairclips."
"Sounds like a total vanity boutique."
"It is. She hasn't made a sale yet. But it gives her something to do since her husband is always gone on business trips."

by Leegle November 20, 2023

Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.

This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.

by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020

christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Also seen in a group named the "Unicorn Horn Squad"

Hey it's another bbw account.
No you uncultured swine that's not any bbw account that's fucking CHRISTINA'S VANITY

by regina phalangay January 6, 2019