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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away
by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015
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Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"
by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022
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Upper Double Decker Down

The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet after the consumption and digestion of a "Double Down" sandwich from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Todd demonstrated his contempt for health and hygiene by performing an Upper Double Decker Down.
by urbanschlager April 7, 2010
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upper triple decker

The highest form of house party fuck you like an upper Decker basically but instead it just shitting in the top tank oh someone's toilet you triple in that b****
Example

like if you're talking to some chick at her birthday party and everything's going good like you about play that vagina like a harmonica then her boyfriend shows up then and she starts to diss you out and act like she don't know you that's grounds for automatic upper Triple Decker so you run down to the gas station and fill up on Slim Jims and exlax and go back to the party and drink everything in sight mix it all together and then go to the bathroom and let it rip
by Simmens the strange June 14, 2018
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upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017
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