Unitato

The cross between a Unicorn and a Potato. The most fabulous creature you could ever imagine.

"What a fabulous creature! What is that?"
"That's a Unitato!"

by MeowCatz October 13, 2013

FC United

Splinter club formed by Manchester United supporters following American tycoon Malcolm Glazer's takeover of the fabled club. Many MUFC supporters view FC United as abandoning the magnificent tradition of Manchester United FC, while others view it as a grass-roots movement to set up a truly non-commercial team owned and operated by the fans.

FC United hopes to start play in the Northwest Counties League in 2005/2006. Learn more about FC United at http://www.fc-utd.co.uk.

by Steve H. July 21, 2008

Unitoidular(s)

Someone who’s a unit and a stud who every girl wants to date

Saquan Barkley won the rookie MVP because he’s a unitoidular(s)

by Mr.unitoidular February 13, 2019

Fun unit

A measurement of fun.

Today's episode of happy days was great it was 50 fun units.

by Dick Assman September 29, 2009

Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

by palibatya May 8, 2017

Added Value Unit

A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.

"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"

by James Wood370 February 13, 2014