Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
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Get the take my talents to South Beach mug.Tyler cocktail is when one guy pours any two kinds of alcohol beverage in to your asshole then he plugs you up with his dick then shakes you until the drinks are mixed, then you leak the drink out of your ass in to a pitcher and serve it.
Bro I got so fucked up last night from a tyler cocktail it was cray-cray, I was scared to do it but said fuck it yolo.
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Get the talen mug.Tycen is an uncommon first name for men and an equally uncommon last name for both men and women. The boy's name Tycen \t(y)-cen\ is a variant of Tyson (Old French), and the meaning of Tycen is "high-spirited". Tycen will always be there for you, and will never let you down. He is a great listener and very funny. He is never greedy, and loves to have a good time. His open mind and considerate attitude make him the perfect boyfriend. Any girl would be lucky to date a Tycen.
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