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Truman

A big dumb retarded nigger monkey baboon who jerks off, hula hoops, swings from tree to tree, and smokes that grown dark evil pack from Mandela County at the same time.
I want to go to the zoo and see a Truman.”
by 🦈🐢🦧 April 24, 2023
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Truman

Sexy mf with all the good stuff, yk big d, 24/7 drip, biz rizz. All the girls want him and everyone wants to be his friend. Oh and did I mention an absolute god in bed?
Person: That’s 100% a Truman
Other person: yeah I know, he’s so hot
by AdoptionIsNotAnOption April 28, 2023
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Gary Oldman as Harry Truman

Gary's Harry Truman in Oppenheimer; from Commissioner Gordon in 'The Dark Knight' to the White House. Leadership at its finest.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Truman

When someone asks to abuse you it’s known as a Truman.
Example of a Truman

“Here Yolanda, let me abuse you!”
by Titch.- March 24, 2021
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Truman Show

When your entirely life has been secretly filmed and broadcast to the world as a popular television show without your knowledge.
I am on a situation much like one one described in the film "The Truman Show."
by Garfelck March 29, 2021
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Truman's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.

Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.
by DrKarlynB April 18, 2021
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Truman

The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.

• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
"Don't touch me there!" Truman protests
by 'Gossips with Wind' September 21, 2022
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