by hanktown February 6, 2010
Get the trucker's breakfastmug. A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
by kiesersozay January 20, 2011
Get the Angry Truckermug. A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
Get the trucker hatmug. CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
by Lucane March 4, 2009
Get the The lonely truckermug. Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
Get the Trucker's woodmug. by arakc August 14, 2011
Get the Trucker's wifemug. Noun
Found most commonly at high schools, sporting events, fairs, or any other public gathering space, these individuals tend to be male between the ages of 16 and 37.
They are often seen with dip in the lip, the most notably wear work/cowboy boots, a Lynard Skynard/military/camo hat, and are all about that hunting/fighting/farming/talking about boobs life, despite having neon lights under their pickemup trucks and blast Lil Wayne, Eninem, or whatever hardcore rap is most popular at the time. For formal events, they will usually dawn a wrinkled dress shirt with jeans, dirty boots, a lanyard, and a backwards hat (either camo or snapback).
A close cousin to Kyle's, they may also possess a love of monster energy, but are most fond of Bud Light Platinum.
Found most commonly at high schools, sporting events, fairs, or any other public gathering space, these individuals tend to be male between the ages of 16 and 37.
They are often seen with dip in the lip, the most notably wear work/cowboy boots, a Lynard Skynard/military/camo hat, and are all about that hunting/fighting/farming/talking about boobs life, despite having neon lights under their pickemup trucks and blast Lil Wayne, Eninem, or whatever hardcore rap is most popular at the time. For formal events, they will usually dawn a wrinkled dress shirt with jeans, dirty boots, a lanyard, and a backwards hat (either camo or snapback).
A close cousin to Kyle's, they may also possess a love of monster energy, but are most fond of Bud Light Platinum.
"So I met a guy yesterday!"
"That's great, what's he like??"
"He loves hunting, being outdoors, Premium Snapchats, dip, weed, grinding, and his favorite artists are Busta Rhymes and Kenny Chesney!"
"Oh honey, he's a yeezy trucker, you've gotta leave him.."
"That's great, what's he like??"
"He loves hunting, being outdoors, Premium Snapchats, dip, weed, grinding, and his favorite artists are Busta Rhymes and Kenny Chesney!"
"Oh honey, he's a yeezy trucker, you've gotta leave him.."
by CallOfKahlua June 23, 2019
Get the Yeezy Truckermug.