sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 19, 2009

Dick Toucher

A person who touches dicks.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!

by dicktouchinginc November 4, 2012

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007

poo toucher

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

by jim dandy November 4, 2004

Cunt-toucher

A person who touches cunts

"Hey Steve you just touched that cunt, that makes you a cunt-toucher"

by Megabux October 16, 2008

toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021

gutter toucher

A term used to describe a suburban area of density that you can physically touch either neighbour’s gutters whilst between each property.

“They live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ suburbs”

by DS.Roach September 7, 2020