sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 20, 2009

Dick Toucher

A person who touches dicks.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!

by dicktouchinginc November 05, 2012

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 15, 2007

poo toucher

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

by jim dandy November 04, 2004

Cunt-toucher

A person who touches cunts

"Hey Steve you just touched that cunt, that makes you a cunt-toucher"

by Megabux August 22, 2008

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021