Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"
"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."
by Splenda_Man November 02, 2020
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totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
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totem slut

a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.
i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.
by bitchzilla420 April 25, 2021
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Recognition Totem

Wearable articles of clothing, insignia, trinkets or other indicia meant to signify membership in a particular subgroup or subculture.
"On the subway I exchanged a knowing glance with a fellow NRA member. We both wore a lapel pin bearing the classic eagle clutching a rifle. A subtle recognition totem that otherwise doesn't attract much attention."
by DessertEagle June 08, 2015
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totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino
Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound
by Redskull_46 January 08, 2017
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death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.
i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.
by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023
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wolf totem

cool song by some mongols called the HU
m8 wolf totem is a good song
by Mr. llamaton November 10, 2022
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