toot

A substantive reward given to a sexual partner usually in the form of an illicit drug.

She let me know she had standards when she whispered in my ear "No root, No toot".

by Michael L Herlihy March 1, 2008

toot

toot

the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Toot

A fat cannabis blunt, not a joint or a wrap, cigar only

Yo lets sit around and smoke toots all day.
I set a record yesterday, smoking nine toots.

by DPags August 10, 2009

toot

A retarded or slow person.

Lets play a movie on that toots forehead, its like a drive in movie theater.

by David Fukushima March 20, 2004

Toots

A term meaning "let's get high."

"Wanna go for toots?"

by Stoner Girl February 10, 2014

Choo choo toot toot

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019

pain train toot toot

what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

guys i heard the pain train toot toot run

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016