toot toot

another word for a stupid person

mayah- omg i will call you back my fish is drowning
me- omg your so toot toot

by pro cool kid sophia October 04, 2020

toot toot yaws

it’s an expression to use when u are feeling a bit overwhelmed 🤪

the toot toot yaws is unreal Jeffery!

by suzanisfat July 23, 2021

toots

1) A girl who rudely farts (or sharts) in her pants in a repetitive fashion.

2) The name given to any girl who is so unsuccesful that they convince themselves that their entire life is a lie and thus projects this onto every person around her.

3) A word also synonomous with slut or skank.

-That girl just farted in class, what a TOOTS.
-Shes just pullin a TOOTS again lying about all these scholarships.
-That girl took it in the face, shes a TOOTS.

by toots19 May 27, 2009

toots

crystal meth, otherwise known as batu

Sup brah you like smoke some toots ah you facka?

by Gary89 July 30, 2008

Toot

A fat cannabis blunt, not a joint or a wrap, cigar only

Yo lets sit around and smoke toots all day.
I set a record yesterday, smoking nine toots.

by DPags August 11, 2009

Toots

A term meaning "let's get high."

"Wanna go for toots?"

by Stoner Girl January 04, 2014

Choo choo toot toot

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019