Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023
by sharnus March 28, 2023
When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! March 30, 2016
Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.
by Magin May 21, 2023
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023
A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.
by Coldbeanie July 07, 2023
by smexi wombat January 10, 2012