Todd

A dumbass that thinks he's funny

Stop being a Todd

by Asshole156 November 21, 2015

Todd

Todd is the type of guy that would write a love letter to himself. The only way he can get a date is to lie... about everything.

Todd can suck a fat one.

by nuggetopoop February 14, 2017

The Todd

Double bourbon and coke in a tall glass

Can I have The Todd please barman.

by The Browster November 2, 2010

Todd

A Todd is a Todd and smells like a little round ball of shit. Fuck you Todd

Dude did you just see that guy pick up that dog shit and eat it ? I did ! What a Todd

by Yufunny January 7, 2017

Todd

Todd is not nice .

Todd is a teletubbie

by lolihatelife December 14, 2017

Todd

A person who is doing something stupid; dumb nut

The dog was a todd after it ran into the door

by Adante the Spartan Beast June 3, 2017

Todd

An old man, typically 70+. Loves Diet Coke and golfing. Has beady blue eyes and whispy white hair. Most importantly, Todd is synonymous with severe obesity, and is a control freak.

Oh my gosh, stop being such a Todd!

by user1947286 September 21, 2019