Toby is a kid who doesn't really have any friends, and if he becomes your friend it's a weird relationship and he's a perv
Did you see that Toby kid? I heard he became friends with Spencer and now Spencer has an awkward friend
by Little itty bitty gamer November 03, 2020
JESUS CRIST the whole definition of sexy hot man. IF YOU EVER SEE A TOBY just know god loves you. <3
by Papa Toby November 23, 2021
Time of Butt in Seat. A term used to describe progress on a job measured by the time you've been warming your seat instead of actions performed.
Mitch thought he was going to get a TOBIS promotion, but his manager wanted to base it on merit instead.
by mrsmiith March 15, 2021
by zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom March 11, 2019
Toby is a lad who likes to play skyblock, bedwars and Hypixel Party games. Even though he is a lad, he enjoys watching hot, steamy, sexy porn. He loves hot women that squat all the time. He always groans and moans. He likes dick and supports the Fascists and is rascist un-lad. He thinks everyone should be white and everyone else is a black monkey. Some people call him Hitler 2.0 but I call him daddy. He says he has a sister but he doesn't but his brother is a god.
"Oh no, Russia is invading," Ukraine Said.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.
"Is russia white," Said a random guy.
"No"
"Is russia sexy,"
"No" Ukraine said.
"Is russia cracked at minecraft,"
"No"Ukraine responded.
"Is the prime minister male,"
"yes," Ukraine said confused.
"I'll suck his dick, mwahahahahahahhahaaaa." Toby said as he grabbed Vladimir Putin's shlong and deep throughted it so far down.
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 28, 2022
To be a Toby means to naturally have a small penis. It isn’t Toby’s fault, it his just his genetics. Toby’s are otherwise still funny and chatty but as soon as he takes off his pants, the girls run home
Some funny guy brought me back to his house but I ran away as his cock was two inches lmao. He was a Toby I think
by Steyne’s living 101 November 18, 2017