What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
by uSwampNoose March 25, 2010
A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
by teamon December 20, 2011
When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
by Domo Smooth December 02, 2007
A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.
by Jeff and Tracy August 18, 2010
When 4 or more players plan to hang them selves with a low enough drop not to break the neck but by strangulation and see who can stay concious longest
by Killerwase June 21, 2018