file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.
Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.
by Cr4k April 17, 2006
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Peter file

An insult for pedophiles due to the word constantly getting censored by Youtubes shadow ban feature.
by Dukenukem2020 December 12, 2021
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Stalker File

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.
"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"
by Mrazfan January 11, 2009
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shap file

A vector file used in geographic information systems, as spoken by a frustrated GIS user.

For alternate use see crap file.
"Where are the shap files?? Damn it!"
by holmesGIS August 3, 2009
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file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.
Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.
by Ian Evans January 23, 2008
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MIDI files

MIDI files are a miracle and they are mainly made by the legend vinesauce Joel. One of the best MIDI files is John Cena theme MIDI.
Joel: These MIDI files are better than life
by fiver or tener November 19, 2018
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Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.
"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."
by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011
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