Stoner weekend

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)

dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!

by lagosvibes January 25, 2011

Woo Weekend

an annual ritual in which you sacrifice your family and loved ones by killing them slowly while listening to pop smoke for an entire week.

Chris: “Hey man, where’s your family? I haven’t seen them in like a year.”
Me: “Woo Weekend.”

Chris: “What?”

by pickolas.cvge January 4, 2021

Ipod Weekend

A weekend spent alone with the sole function of uploading all of your CDs onto Itunes so that you can listen to them on your Ipod.

What did you do last weekend?

Was an Ipod weekend so didn´t get out at all.

by GeekFreek2010 February 3, 2010

weekend lag

A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.

Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."

by Fitterer September 21, 2008

Weekend Parking

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.

*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(

by kikic33 July 17, 2011

Weekend Haylee

The kind of girl that gets kicked out of a venue that's impossible to get kicked of.

Ryan: Did you see Haylee get kicked out of The Corner Friday night?
Jenna: Yeah, she was screaming out "I'm weekend Haylee".

by Not Weekend Haylee November 14, 2011

dirty weekend

Going on a weekend getaway with a loved one (yours or someone else's) for the express purpose of coitus.

"Harry got us a seaside room in Brighton!!"
"Its gonna be a proper dirty weekend."

by RascalR May 30, 2008