A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.
by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022
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if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!
if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!
by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025
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Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
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by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025
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The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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