seek 'n strike

a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.

Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.

by VoltaireJr September 10, 2009

If U Seek Amy

If U Seek Amy means: F-U-C-K ME

say it outloud fast, a few times and u get the idea

say you're in a fancy dinner and u see a cute guy, you can say: "Well you know If U Seek Amy"

by Bgurl23 March 13, 2009

If you seek Amy

If(F) + You(U) + Seek(CK) + Amy(ME) = fuck me. Track from Britney Spears album, Circus.

"All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If You Seek Amy"

by 1223334444 December 16, 2008

if you seek amy

"If you seek Amy" is code for Fuck Me. Originated from the Britney Spears song, "If you seek Amy", where the line if you seek amy is slurred producing F. U. C. K. Me.

"Dude, Veronica sent me a text saying 'If you seek Amy'"
"Dude, you are getting pussy tonight!"

by itsokweknow January 24, 2009

Nut & Go Seek

To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.

Dude, i totally got Johnny with that game of Nut & Go Seek!

by Lubeskyballer959595 April 28, 2011

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

If You Seek Amy

A clever way to not say "fuck me"
F.U.C.K me- sounds like If You Seek Amy

"All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If You Seek Amy"
from Britney Spears's Circus CD

by KJo1204 December 16, 2008