False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

profit chute

One's orifice used in a manner to obtain financial or other benefits.

If I don't get this job I'm going to have to rent out the old profit chute.

by the number two May 22, 2019

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

Profitating

When you profit off someone, but dramatically

Preach: She's profitating off u
Aba: Profitating?
Preach: Profiting, but way more dramatic

by S.T.R March 17, 2021

Non-Profit

Elon (A retard) is trying to stop OpenAI from becoming a for-profit...

Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

loss of profit

It's when someone or something becomes a waste of time. Time is money bitch.

Also bad choices, foods you don't like to eat, When someone makes a mistake, Those things can all be a loss of profit.

You buy a car for way too much money and it breaks, loss of profit!

by Breannaleigh August 8, 2007