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Napalming

Napalming (verb): The art of incinerating trust and goodwill with explosive hypocrisy, typically by self-absorbed business leaders. It’s when they shower teams with praise for growth and hard work, only to turn around and make decisions so out of touch they leave everyone burned—like firing the person responsible for success just to cram people into offices the size of shoeboxes.
At the company kickoff, the CEO went on about how ‘growth is a testament to our amazing team.’ Then they fired the engineering team lead who helped build the product that grew by 40%, all because they wanted to cram everyone into offices smaller than most people’s living rooms. Classic Napalming.
by The Big Tasty January 12, 2025
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Napalm

THE ACT OF EATING CAROLINA REAPER HOT SAUCE THEN TAKING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF LAXITIVES THEN TAKING A SHIT
by 1stcalvarydiv January 11, 2022
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napalm nussbomb

The act of taking a Vietnamese Bahn Mi and shoving it up you partners Ass then eating it all… Vietnamese version of the “Spicy Gringo
My Girlfriend loves Vietnamese food, especially when a Banh Mi is shoved up her Anus and eaten out - we call it the Napalm nussbomb
by Bmacka67 January 29, 2023
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Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.
Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.
by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018
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Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.
"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 1, 2019
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