droppin napalm

a crap that burns or stings and sticks to everything

Guy 1: Lets go get some Taco Bell!
Guy2:Dude if I eat that ill be droppin napalm in no time!

by rdawg750 July 29, 2011

napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it

Have you ever seen a napalm baby on google images

by CumProducer November 18, 2016

Moteuczoman Napalm

(A.K.A Montezuman Napalm) The slightly viscous, highly flamable substance shot from an Aztec Flamethrower

Did you see how many extra spicy bean burritos they polished off, I think they might be making some Moteuczoman Napalm?

by Moteuczoma January 18, 2011

Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."

by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.

When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed

by MemoliLover February 02, 2019

Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

by MrKumquats April 07, 2016