Mitchell

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie

You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird

by Yeehawnig April 16, 2019

Mitchell

A Mitchell is short, and cam also go by the name of Mitch. Is very American, and probably hosts neighborhood BBQs.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Mitchell. He likes likes guns and wearing patriotic tank tops.
Person 1: oh.

by Kneecapsareknucklesforyourlegs February 11, 2022

mitchell

perfect literally love of my life, so fricking cute and sweet has so much bad things going on in his life but deseveres the literal world i love him so much and i miss him and agh hes perfect

me: i love mitchell
my friend: hes ugly
me: shuutup *drags her*

by ilovemyex September 18, 2023

mitchell

very horny man, with a large penis. He's also very hot and the girls love him.

You're as big as a Mitchell

by hotmanxoxo March 4, 2021

Mitchell

Someone who has eaten an exorbitant amount of Pizza Singles. The line between Mitchell and Pizza Single has become blurry and the two exist as one.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm just hanging out with old mate Mitchell Pizza Single."

by Realnamenotincluded October 9, 2020

Mitchell

Someone who eats all types of eggs

That guy always eats penguin eggs, he is such a mitchell

by armadillo is the best June 14, 2021

Mitchell

A really good looking bloke with a cracking sense of humor.
Somebody who people would be lucky to have in there lifes.
Usually extremely muscular and handsome.
Lock up your Mothers boys
Mitchell is always the smartest person in the room

My Sexual fancies are called Mitchell

by Red Headed Sex Machine November 22, 2021