Marissa

A extremely short so called person, who has no frens, because of her craziness.

Marissa needs to be put in a mental hospital

Marissa is great I was jk
Wuv Glor Glor

by Glor Glor July 23, 2017

Marissa

MARISSA is that bitch who makes you like her and proceeds to guilt trip you and lose your trust then moves on to the next guy within hours. The process repeats.

You: I’m really in that Marissa girl.
Friend 1: You better not fuck with Marissa!
Friend 2: Yeah bro, she a total bitch.

by Thanos6-9 July 18, 2019

Marissa

A dangerous thing is they are. It's a pregnant whale that flys on rainbows and eats children. For every child this whale eats a new color is added to the rainbow. Once all the rainbows have been added, this created grows a horn and becomes a narwhal. It then advances to eat adults as its flying on its rainbow. Then once it eats 84 adults that look like cats, it starts to shoot it's baby narwhals out its blowhole, butt, eyes, and every other hole on its body. STAY AWAY THEY ARE DANGEROUS!

Dude, is that a pregnant Marissa whale?

by Pregnant whales August 1, 2016

Marissa

a small tsundere

"I heard Marissa has a crush!"
"nO i dOnT!!11!"

by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019

Marissa

Marissa, at first appears a nice, caring person, but after a while, you'll see what she really is. Marissa can be selfish with people shes know for a while, and even people she has just met, yet thinks she is being nice and caring towards said people, and is usually clingy after her bitchy, crazy, selfishness drives her so called friends away, and can sometimes force a friend but are to shy to say no, so they go with in and are lured into Marissa's trap, even though they hate her, they cant bring themselves to do it and can take a group effort showing the shy (usually) girl what she really has to do, get away from that Marissa. It may take a few weeks for the Marissa to move on and become aware of all this after being hated by all her "friends" but will probably move on to stay a bitch.

"Ugh, out friend Marissa is such a bitch, you think she'll move on?"

"Nah, it's as they say, once bitch, always a bitch

by Dont be a bitch July 2, 2019

Marissa

She's brown....

She/he's as brown as marissa

by Marissabroooks February 1, 2017

marissa

good mother, very friendly, loves reggie her owner is kasey

1. i wish marissa was my mom
2. Reggie, your so lucky to have marissa as a wife.

by Kaseyyyface January 13, 2008