Magnus the red was described as "a traitor" in the Horus-Heresy by SOME in the 40k universe, HOWEVER, this is technically true due to him still having the THOUSAND SONS as a traitor-legion of space-marines,
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.
by Magnus the Red January 3, 2021

If you're thinking about destroying the USA, Israel, the UK, and Russia with bombs, nukes, and CBW weapons, forget about it---we've got your number. Magnus frater te spectat!
by pentozali September 26, 2010

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

by Otter Magnusen February 23, 2019

The act of putting someones penis inside your ear. Person one drags his foreskin back and prepares to put it in the ear while person two stretches his ear to make space for the newcomer.
by Ottomannen69 May 7, 2019

by Loveå January 30, 2018

The name of my future husband.
by Muuuunchkinnnn August 12, 2025
