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battle of the text-es

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A battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex.
Person A: Why are you so pissed off?

Person B: I just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es.
by Thegirlwhogetsit June 24, 2010
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The Great Escape (server)

kicks with no warning or good reason! They kick if you're too good, call out cheaters, pr expose their bias! Ruining the purity of the game, I'm sure the founders would "Blow their nose in their general direction!"
by stude4art June 9, 2018
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Chi Chi the Jet estevez

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One who rules the mat like no one ever has been ruled or rules ass like it's nobodys buisness was the greatest luchador ever Career highlights winning the World Championship at No Way Out in a Cage match against Micky The Steamboat Santoga. Career Lows Losing the Belt at wrestlemania XXIV to the greatest ever to win a royal rumble he self proclaimed Greatest the world has ever seen Jimmy The General Bodine
Chi Chi the Jet conquered many opponets Turbulance, but failed to ever claim the right to say that he was the true Champion at the grandest stage of them all the showcase of the imortals Wrestlemania
by The General January 31, 2003
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the_odd_espeon

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someone that is friends with slime and carrot butt
by rchfan1 October 19, 2019
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The great escape

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Where your partner is choking on your dick and you let a fart fly.
Dude, I was getting head last night and I decided to hold her so she can choke while I ripped a fart. See if she could make the great escape
by Gulyes Queefer THE 3 April 11, 2022
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Took The Top Escalator

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A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
by digital.sam September 28, 2009
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put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.
i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good
by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007
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