Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
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I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

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Crappy Tipper

Pulling out from anal sex with feces on the tip of your Penis.

"That girl last night left a crappy tipper"
"When it was all over......it was a crappy tipper"

by OhAlrightG August 09, 2021

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crappy high school server

A server that was made by a private schooler, to secretly communicate and share work between classes and is the only things keeping the students at his school alive.

Owen: Look at the joke i made in the crappy high school server!
Me: oh god ...

by KA_MEMER October 07, 2020

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Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 02, 2021

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Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

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