The charizard v2

A level 5 sex move, this move requires the partners full consent and cooperation in this action. you first must prepare a non flammable area to do the dead, as well as axe body spray, a lighter, a glove/mitten, and a partner with long hair. This sex move starts in doggy, but when nearing the climax, using the lighter and axe body spray, light your partners hair on fire and grab it with your chosen mitten hand. As you nut in your partner, you yell “charizard i chose you!”

Rick: yo i fucking pulled the charizard v2 that bitch last night
Jack: no way dude howd you get her to consent?
Rick: she was a prostitute, i payed her 20 bucks extra.

by ShadowTiara August 13, 2025

charizard

charizard is a pokemon from the pokemon series and its an overrated peice of shit

dude 1: charizard is the best pokemon of all time
dude 2: charizard is overrated it can be killed by a rock type

by Pyrostrike June 20, 2018

Charizard mouth

When you eat and the food you bite into is hot so it feels like one of Charizard’s fire attacks

When Pokemon fans eat they better watch out for Charizard mouth

by J Slasher March 15, 2019

Charizard

r/pokemon's worst enemy

Charizard bad Venusaur good

by anonymous September 22, 2020

The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.

Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.

by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024