Direct Weather

Spreads a lot of misinformation. If you want to get the opposite of what shit happens watch him.

I am watching Direct Weather.
OMG HOW COULD YOU?? HE LITERALLY PREDICTED A RECORD SNOW SEASON LAST WINTER AND IT WAS THE LEAST SNOWY?! YOU INSANE???

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Beck weather

A weird person especially someone who is a creep and a pervert. Someone who is a jerk, an asshole and a bad person

My mom and dad are being beck weathers.

by Iglesianicristo October 24, 2022

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

weather boy

Someone who drives around in an Alfa Romeo courtesy of their daddy’s money and takes out their parents yacht on the weekends

Guy 1: god that guys Alfa Romeo makes him look like a total douche

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy

by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019

Sunny Weather

The sort of weather where the skies are blue, the grass is bright, and there is lots of sunlight! It is generally warmer when the sun is out, so people in colder climates find it quite pleasant. People located in hotter climates may not be so fond of it.

Guy 1: Nice weather innit?
Guy 2: Yeah! Sunny weather is always nice!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

Weather Stalking

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.

That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".

by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009