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The Vanesonian Theory

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Theory that individuals not learning of their sickness are not sick at all. More specifically, if a person is not aware that they have cancer, they will not die of it. The human mind sends endorphins throughout the body, once it is aware of its condition forcing the body to accept the sickness. If the mind is never aware, it cannot send these endorphins; therefore: Prolonging death.
There are no stories of people who have died of cancer, when they didn't know that they had the disease, Only stories of people dying in a short time after being diagnosed. Live longer: Don't see your doctor. Obey the Vanesonian Theory
by Thoerize June 26, 2006
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The Phoenix Theory

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A young experimental/alterative rock band hailing from miami florida. they are amazing. They are unsigned and have no endorsements. thier songs include On my own, woah, chaotica, and The Valley. They are all great musicians and amazing writers
"have you ever heard of 'The Phoenix Theory'?"
"no"
"Theyr the bet band alive."
"sweet"
by thephoenixtheory October 5, 2009
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The Prometheus Theory

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Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)

1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.

2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.

3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.
1 Beggar: Money, Sir?
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.

2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.

3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.
by Lord Shawn September 25, 2005
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The Dick Theory

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This is when girls want to be with every douche bag an jerk in the world in other words they want to ride every dick out there before settling down with a good guy.
Good guys get left in the friend zone because of the dick theory
by Actuality July 8, 2015
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the basement theory

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when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.
"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."
by paul read May 10, 2009
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The Bulii Theory

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The idea that young Americans who have recently graduated from high school seek to attend a higher education institution for relaxation purposes, or as philosopher Dr. Bulii counts it, "to chill."
When people just spend all day lounging in college and not attending class, they are applying the Bulii Theory to their everyday lives.
by el_toro25 October 7, 2011
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The Coleman Theory

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A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.
"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"
by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011
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