A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
by Kabooofa November 02, 2006
Often refered to as the rich man's track jacket, it is not to be mistaken as EMO but rather MBC, "Modern British Colonial." Popular with African big game hunters as well as those who enjoy playing safari and British conquest of South Africa, circa 1870, in school. Most times found in beige, with an unecessary amount of pockets on it along with epaulettes on the shoulders just to make look even more impressive than it already looks. Often worn on Thursdays and even the occasional Friday, although never worn without (I have no idea where I'm going with this.)
by Lord Mountobon of the British Royal Museum in Bowmanstown March 05, 2005
Receiving filatio (blow job) from a sista, in the back of your jeep with a gun pointed at her head. Vomiting may or may not occur, but afterwards the hair on your scrotum becomes nappy and obtains the qualities of the African Wilderness.
"I have a problem, it's my balls; they're all nappy."
"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"
"She chundered on my peepee."
"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"
"She chundered on my peepee."
by Sean Christopher Stevens October 04, 2008
Bro 1: "Hey bros, let's hunt for the 3 p's!"
Bro 2: "Parties!"
Bro 3: "Pabst!"
Bro 4: "And pussy!"
All in unison: "Cool bro safari bro!"
Bro 2: "Parties!"
Bro 3: "Pabst!"
Bro 4: "And pussy!"
All in unison: "Cool bro safari bro!"
by friendan November 28, 2012
noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like
adj.- something ari-safari-like
woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari
by emu January 17, 2005
Kyle prefers to sleep in his boxers while Kevin takes the jungle safari approach and sleeps in the nude.
by Jordan Thomas Man March 11, 2008
The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
by Mr Floral shirt June 13, 2014