Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.
"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"
by Alie Rose August 22, 2009
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anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
by AIDS gay April 01, 2007
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Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"
"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"
by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 09, 2023
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Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.
nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv
by BantaClausOfLondon May 31, 2015
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Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.
"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."
by Humkay April 02, 2021
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Arby's Mechanic

A mechanic that is only paid in free meals at Arby's or other fast food establishments.
Clint and Richard ate over $30 worth of food after working on my bike, and there for they are Arby's Mechanics.
by Douche LaRue October 08, 2009
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Hialeah Mechanic

A Mechanic or Technician that cuts corners lacking professionalism & is usually a sloppy job. The term Hialeah Is referring to all the illegal jobs done usually with very little regard for safety or the law at hand.
That AC guy he's a real Hialeah Mechanic!
by Trades July 31, 2019
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