Matthew

A person that sucks their own 1 inch dick until they cum in their own throat while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7

Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.

by I eat poop 69 December 24, 2021

Matthew

A very cool person

Oh look its Matthew
He is so cool

by ElloMateImMatthew May 6, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is very commonly a guys name. Matthews are really adorable, very intelligent, and friendly. If you ever meet a Matthew you should hold onto him tight because there's so guy like a Matthew!

When Matthew grinned at me I almost fainted!

Boy, that Matthew sure is smart.

by swiggityswootyilovethebooty January 24, 2015

Matthew

A person with extreme rage issues and a very short temper .

Matthew has Rage issues!!!

by That Guy 11102 March 1, 2017

Matthew

One of the many, many names a nigga could have when they're born. I mean, what else is there to say B?

Aye Matthew, whats poppin' big bruh?
Nothin' much cuzzo! I'm just sitting around listening to some De La Soul and watching the live NASCAR Cup Series race on TV. How 'bout you B?

by Master Mechanic 3179100 July 17, 2021

Matthew

Cute and sweet, kind and there for others. Pretends he's dangerous when really he's just adorable.

You have no self-discipline whatsoever. Why can't you be Matthew?

by mattfanclub April 26, 2014

Matthew

Probably our name and ur looking it up so this is exactly what ur name means:

Matthew

Matthew is such a fuckboy he probably writes stuff in urban dictionary about how he fantasizes himself

by Mr.panda_boss January 23, 2017