Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 31, 2003

Houston 500

See train, but 71 times worse

She attempted the Houston 500 but came up 63 guys short.

by Santos Harper July 01, 2006

Marques Houston

A fine r&b singer who is 24 and was born on August 4, 1981. He sings "Naked" which is the only song to retire so far on BET.

Marques Houston is my type of man.

by marques' #1 wifey March 21, 2006

Simon Houston

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005

houston firecracker

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

by yourmomgivesgood69's May 05, 2009

Houston HushPuppie

The act of placing a single testicle inside a woman's anus. As she is bent over in the doggystyle position. Is a Houston Hushpuppie

I gave my girlfriend a Houston Hushpuppie last night.

by The "D" Johnson June 01, 2019

The Houston Sauna

To pass gas and lock your power windows

Administering the Houston Sauna
Driver:To pass gas in your car and lock the power windows
passenger:To hold your power window up so if the driver rolls his down atleast it gets sucked in his direction

by Jeff Browning April 22, 2008