Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.
by Scuzzle Buddy October 15, 2018
A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
by Deskshitter July 01, 2010
The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
by Tinman762 October 08, 2011
After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.
by LivefromNY August 27, 2009
N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
by IdgafadaBrada November 15, 2010
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by Derek-Trimble- October 23, 2008