simul-tetris

A contracted version of the word "simultaneous" used by announcers of Classic Tetris matches when both players score a tetris, well, simultaneously.

A simul-tetris for Greentea and Joseph; they are on-pace, exactly with each other.
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao

by Smartkid123456789 October 24, 2020

garbage tetris

When you know the trash can is full well beyond the point of needing to be emptied, but you still try to fit whatever you can into it, by fitting it in like a game of tetris.

Me: Quit playing garbage tetris, and just empty the trash can out.
You: God, I hate this.

by Hgray January 27, 2010

highway tetris

1. Lane changing
2. Fighting for ultimate highway supremacy

Often done when in transit and busy, i.e. on cellphones or talking.

"Why are you late, man"
"I got stuck playing highway tetris with a dumbass"

by Wiggy Wallenstein November 11, 2007

Crotch Tetris

When you re-arrange your twig and berries because they are in an undesired/annoying position.

I was sitting in computer class when I felt "un-orderly" so I played a little crotch tetris.

by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010

Chocolate Tetris

When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.

"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."

by Bwadbwoy May 23, 2018

Tetris fringe

When one cuts their own fringe into a tetris block shape, for example a fringe that is straight with the middle section being longer than the rest of the fringe

Look at that kid with the tetris fringe, he must have cut it himself :/

by Unironsloveme May 07, 2011

Meat Tetris

When gang banging a chick, the men put their dicks in all of the right spots so that they don't touch and they all get some action.

Hey did you enjoy the meat tetris while we railed Melissa? "Yeah I had my dick in her ass, then under a guy's leg and into her mouth, it was crazy.

by Og washing Machine January 04, 2020